I withdrew $100 in pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters from my bank account last week. I walked out of the bank holding a plastic sack full of change, feeling like some kind of underachieving bank robber.
I did this because I live in mortal terror that if I ignore the WCYDWT fairy even one time, she will leave me for another math teacher and whisper interesting ideas in his ear. For this reason, I put her ideas into some kind of play as fast as I possibly can.
I was just thrilled she didn’t tell me to literally rob the bank. I mean, it’s conceivable.