I’m trying to figure out which of my known readers is gonna flip for these items like I do annually. Favorites culled from the first few pages while my last class took its final exam:
- A mouse maze of revolving doors. Points will only be awarded if the mouse gets cheese. [27 points]
- Get Obama’s haircut at Obama’s barbershop. [6 points]
- Eighty-six 1986 pennies. [19.86 points]
- A ray-gun with the big elliptical reflector and everything, only the ray is made of sound. Don’t hurt anyone, but if you’re firing at me, the beam should sound a lot louder to me than it does to the guy a few feet away. [13 points]
Okay I’ve gotta quit but, seriously, someone get these people a MacArthur grant.