Notably, however, they still haven’t changed the lighting angle (nor perspective?), both of which would seem to exaggerate any “benefits” of their product.
My weight loss secret? Open up power point and “stretch”! Who need high end photo-editing programs? Photoshop? That’s for rich losers to cover up plastic surgery scars!
Is there another story here involving the tats? Is that a lot of tattoo growth for 4 weeks (I have no idea)? Is the secret to weight loss really being strapped into a tattoo chair nonstop?
Huh?
Previously.
They fixed the proportions! If this isn’t a victory for us, it’s definitely a victory for math.
[...] [Update: Holy cow. They fixed the proportions in the latest ad buy.] [...]
Now English teachers are hoping they can score a victory and have the scare quotes removed from “was”.
Unless, I suppose, it’s there for a reason, and the guy still is a fat slob?
Yeah, good catch. Can’t win ‘em all, I suppose. Not all at once, anyway.
Notably, however, they still haven’t changed the lighting angle (nor perspective?), both of which would seem to exaggerate any “benefits” of their product.
My weight loss secret? Open up power point and “stretch”! Who need high end photo-editing programs? Photoshop? That’s for rich losers to cover up plastic surgery scars!
Yes, English teacher victory! No quotation marks left unedited!
The guy still needs a good shave, though…
Is there another story here involving the tats? Is that a lot of tattoo growth for 4 weeks (I have no idea)? Is the secret to weight loss really being strapped into a tattoo chair nonstop?