Here's what I'm trying to say. It's easy enough to write the following pseudocontextual problem:
Dan shot a basketball from the three-point line. The ball followed the path given by the equation:
How many units high will the ball be at its highest point?
Try to commit that pseudocontext to a photo, though. It isn't impossible, but it's much, much harder.
That's all I meant. Not that I think Star Wars is real.